Every year our Christmas show sells out in advance.
Every year we tell everyone it’s going to sell out in advance. Book early.
Every year, many people say to each other: “It’s just a sales tactic, we’ll be fine booking a couple of days before or something. Surely poetry nights don’t sell out in advance? Especially not in the busy festive season. No need to book now.”
You know what happens to those people?
THEY MISS OUT ON THE PACKED-OUT ROOM OF JOY:
THEY MISS OUT ON THE LOVE:
THEY MISS OUT ON THE OPEN MIC SHENANIGANS:
THEY MISS OUT ON GIN-ADDLED STAGE BANTZ:
THEY MISS OUT ON EPIC JUMPER ACTION:
THEY MISS OUT ON THE UNASHAMED FESTIVE GEEKERY:
They miss out on the Beyonce stage invasions, the pube jokes, the special guests, the mince pies, the impromptu after party where Ellie’s mum dances until 3am. In short, they miss a night so fun no-one can pause for long enough to take decent photographs of it.
We love you, and don’t want you to miss out. That’s why we tell you to book a ticket. BOOK A TICKET.